nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

(via tea-earlgray-hot)

khaleesmas1:

hnxy:

khaleesmas1:

date a boy who reads. or better yet date a 37 year old recent divorcee with a highly diversified stock portfolio who’s looking to feel young again and can treat you to what you deserve

Yeah that’s right, be a fucking gold digger, whores.

u sound poor how dare you talk to me 

(via powerpointy)

mydogsnokes:

boy: it’s like we finish each other’s sentences

girl: sentences

(via powerpointy)

danielextra:

THINGS TO REGULATE…according to the GOP

danielextra:

THINGS TO REGULATE…according to the GOP

(via political-cartoons)

hatesful:

my blueberry muffin looks exactly like my dog I’m gonna cry

(via egberts)


You might belong in…

You might belong in…

You might belong in…

You might belong in…

You might belong in…

(via gayssinspace)

dendropsyche:

Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something

(via i-am-neon-gold)

antiocial:

you should be expecting that.
antiocial:

you should be expecting that.
antiocial:

you should be expecting that.
antiocial:

you should be expecting that.
antiocial:

you should be expecting that.
antiocial:

you should be expecting that.
antiocial:

you should be expecting that.
antiocial:

you should be expecting that.
antiocial:

you should be expecting that.

antiocial:

you should be expecting that.

(via smangierealcool)

cherenigans:

do you think whoever was designing the default netflix avatar made a mistake somewhere but just sat there laughing at the result for so long that the whole design team decided to keep it

image

(via fangirlingstolemysanity)

politicalsexkitten:


misandry-mermaid:

protego-et-servio:

my-unashamedly-antiabortion-blog:

Survivors of the Abortion Holocaust

"We are going to lay down to join our dead brothers and sisters from the womb, rather than donate this time and effort into helping the sentient and suffering."
Again, none of you were at immediate risk to be aborted. You’re not survivors.

Also, don’t you fucking dare appropriate the word ‘holocaust’ for your own selfish, ignorant “activism” you disgusting, anti-Semitic, misogynistic garbagebags.

You didn’t survive shit. If you were aborted you wouldn’t know it nor care because you wouldn’t exist you fucking fucknugget this isn’t difficult to comprehend.
politicalsexkitten:


misandry-mermaid:

protego-et-servio:

my-unashamedly-antiabortion-blog:

Survivors of the Abortion Holocaust

"We are going to lay down to join our dead brothers and sisters from the womb, rather than donate this time and effort into helping the sentient and suffering."
Again, none of you were at immediate risk to be aborted. You’re not survivors.

Also, don’t you fucking dare appropriate the word ‘holocaust’ for your own selfish, ignorant “activism” you disgusting, anti-Semitic, misogynistic garbagebags.

You didn’t survive shit. If you were aborted you wouldn’t know it nor care because you wouldn’t exist you fucking fucknugget this isn’t difficult to comprehend.

politicalsexkitten:

misandry-mermaid:

protego-et-servio:

my-unashamedly-antiabortion-blog:

Survivors of the Abortion Holocaust

"We are going to lay down to join our dead brothers and sisters from the womb, rather than donate this time and effort into helping the sentient and suffering."

Again, none of you were at immediate risk to be aborted. You’re not survivors.

Also, don’t you fucking dare appropriate the word ‘holocaust’ for your own selfish, ignorant “activism” you disgusting, anti-Semitic, misogynistic garbagebags.

You didn’t survive shit. If you were aborted you wouldn’t know it nor care because you wouldn’t exist you fucking fucknugget this isn’t difficult to comprehend.

(via flirtytwink)


I’VE REBLOGGED THIS 3 TIMES TODAY

I’VE REBLOGGED THIS 3 TIMES TODAY

I’VE REBLOGGED THIS 3 TIMES TODAY

I’VE REBLOGGED THIS 3 TIMES TODAY

I’VE REBLOGGED THIS 3 TIMES TODAY

(via youretheangeltomyhunter)

hannibalmorelikecannibal:

nonomella:

today a ten year old called me fat in front of the class and i told him it was because i eat all my rude students

image

(via starfleetswag)