nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

(via postcardsandpolaroids)

justplainsomething:

Guys, this scene was written in the mid 90s.

(via id-go-elf-for-dobby)

xld:

My style is black and it’s expensive

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  • Friend: what time do you usually go to bed?
  • Me: 10:30ish sometimes 4

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

thegreatnarwhalsmuffin:

schmergo:

A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes

orlando bloom hitting himself in the face with a lamp

(via isis-)

svelazquez:

yungmamita:

only weak people flip tortillas with a spatula

Usa la mano

(via harujunkie)

darthmater:

ONE LETTER MAKES ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD

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alohachummy:

mxnecraft:

SIGNAL BOOST

The amount of panic attacks I could’ve saved myself from if I had seen this sooner. SIGNAL BOOST.

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heathicorn:

apparently some guy named mark was trying to tell my mom he needed to speak with my dad about any financial transactions my mom was making because he was the man of the house and she did not take kindly to his implying that my dad was the primary breadwinner/person in charge in our family so

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